Cefn Lea Park, Newtown, Powys, Wales

Unsuitability for play

Scenery
Surface: Grass
Obstacles: Broken goalposts, muddy puddles, inclement weather

Because this pitch is in Wales, it means it gets over 400 days of rain a year. Now that's something not posible outside of Wales.

Players wanting to use this pitch are advised to use thigh-length waders, fisherman's oilskins and a rubber ring.

Players are also advised that the locals violently take offence to anyone playing anything other than rugby.