Uddevalla, Bohuslän, West Sweden

Unsuitability for play

Scenery
Surface: Hard
Obstacles: Dullest town in Sweden, Crystal Palace fans
The town of Uddevalla has been fought over many times in the past. The Norwegians and Swedes have both owned and claimed it.

That fighting was surely the most exciting thing the town has seen, because lets face it there's not excitement to be had here, and in particular at this pitch.

If I was playing footie here, I would be aiming at the passing trains rather than the nets