Jedburgh, Scottish Borders

Unsuitability for play

Scenery
Surface: Grass
Obstacles: Egg chasers, dog walkers, suspicious black vans with ladders, water feature
On the edge of a town famed for it's rich tweeds is this multi-use pitch. Because local tweed is just the sort of thing you want to wear whilst playing footie. Well perhaps an extravert sluggish keeper might.

To avoid local racial abuse and sneers, if you see a 'cornish pasty' in a bakers' shop, call it a 'brodie'