Hameln, Niedersachsen, Germany

Unsuitability for play

Scenery
Surface: Grass, mud & leaves
Obstacles: Tree on the pitch, Island location
The town of Hamelm claims to have over 80 sports clubs, with football being the most popular, so where did they wrong with this rubbish pitch?

This isn't really a pitch as there is only one goal post. It's on an island with no real fixed boundaries, don't come crying to me if you loose your ball in the Weser River.

However there is a cracking view of any match played here if you just climb the tree.